Tuesday, October 30

Picture

Okie girls, today i have made one our pic, becuz i was damn bloody bored today.. Well, if you want this pic, you may right click and save image as. Okie.. Hmm, quite simple lah.. Haha I will do more nice nice one okie.. ^^ If u want me to help you edit Ur breast become bigger, eyes become bigger etc, oso can.. wahahaha

Have fun..


- Celestine the photoshop master (Wahahahaha)

Monday, October 29

Motivation for who are currently in exam or going to have exam.

Hey girls! Do u have someone u really really hate? (Preferably someone stupider den u. Those typical gals with no aim in life.) Do you hate her so much you want to be better than her in everything?

Here’s your chance! But not in everything, darling, tat’s not possible. She may be a better asshole den u. *shrug*

Truth is, anyone can be pretty. I have pple tinking Angelina Jolie is pretty. (Yes, so is Queen Elizabeth’s ass.) For tat reason, sometimes the term ‘pretty’ can be rather overrated. And ok lar, sometimes my self-esteem damn low, I keep tinking I’m ugly.

But if there’s one thing I noe, I can study. My brain is the one thing I have and I’ll be damned if I can only get a few A’s.

And so I force myself to study. Whenever I feel like reaching for the remote to watch TV or watever stuff, I pull myself back and I study (If I can), I muz tink tat I must get my 12 A’s to reach gloating rights. I muz I muz I muz! (Throughout my life I have gotten nothing but straight A’s ma. That’s why so kiasu lor.)

So this entry is dedicate to those who is on exma now or going to exam, like Gladys or Sarah, Cmon girls, you can do it! For the sake of humiliating your enemy! Pick up your drool-covered
Psychology or business law lecture notes and study!

Feasibly this image will facilitate.

You: Hey, BJ, how many A’s did you get in your exam? *hold snigger*

BJ: *soft whisper* None.

You: Wat? Wat’s that? I can’t hear u. U’re gonna have to speak up.

BJ: NONE!!!! *jumps off second-floor window* *hits flowerpot* *family mourns for flowers*

Heh.

Oh, and in case u were wondering about the name BJ, I just wanted to use a damn disgusting name in the conversation.

ADD OIL!! ADD OIL!! ADD OIL!!

- Celestine
i apologise for including this in e midst of happier holiday and danson loving entries..




im seriously seriously backachingly, hair-pullingly, day dreamiingly, eye-poppingly, nose itchingly, throat hurtingly, pen buyingly, pencil-sharpeningly, hand-achingly, note-writingly, chapter highligteningly, lunch studyingly, blank staringly, mind emptyingly...


tired tired and more tired of studying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously!!!!!!!!!


fortunately only once a semester and fortunate upon fortunate that im halfway through!





my back hurts at an unidentified place..

gladys

Friday, October 26

I Love DANSON TANG!!!

Paiseh girls, so long did not update liao. Anyway, let me explain why, because i'm having my Zhong Ji Yi Jia Marathon for the past few days. And guess what, I have watched until ep 49. Wahaha.. After this Zhong Ji Yi Jia, i will proceed to watch my Zhong Ji Yi Ban. Wahahaha.. Okie.. Sorry arh.. abit crazy nowardays.

And also one thing, let met introduce my new idol. His name is Danson Tang. Wahahaha..


Yes yes.. I noe his face is too girly, BUT BUT BUT.. I STILL LIKE HIM!! Pls take note that he is not sissy oso. He is MAN!!!! Haahaa.. He also have his manly side okie!!!!

I like him, becuz he is damn handsome. Frankly speaking, the first impression of him is nothing.. is like.. ermm.. nothing lor.. BUT BUT BUT, when i started to watch his drama (Zhong Ji Yi Jia) so often and listen to his song.. I WAS SOOOO ATTRACTED BY HIM!!!


Dun look at his eyes, U will get seduce by him!!!!! YESH.. HIS EYES IS VERY SEDUCTIVE!! OMG.. I think i gonna fainted.. I went to dl his MTV.. I can watch his MTV several times without feeling bored!!!

Arrrggghhhh...

Dun tell me, my taste of a guys has change.. YESH... I LIKE PRETTY BOY!!!

DANSON, I LOVE YOU!!!!!! MUACKS!!!!

- Celestine (A Danson Crazy Girl)

Wednesday, October 24

hoilday update 3

hmm
i got check the internet. sorri i using my laptop to type, cause my usual com cannot go internet, kinda of crazy. so the information i find is all kinda struck there. hmm. the cheapest i find and can remember is $250 person, for return airticket. to thailand. (bkk). so and the flight is afternoon depart from sin, at 28 dec. then return at morning on 1 jan, or later also can. but different in price is $10.
it is by airasia.


hmm.. jet star is about $280 person, is more expensive. but i think the service is better la.

so that the differents in service and price. hmm. for me, i think airasia is ok. cause i have u all to talk on the plane. and hmm.. can save up to 30bucks. why not. and i think the hotel stay for person is about $50 to $100. so that will make up to $300 for transportation and accommodation.
if each of us, bring $500 sin, we can only spent $200sin on shopping. so on shopping part, budget urself ba.

but overall, 500 sin is enough.
so thailand is still quite a visible idea. but taiwan, hmm... i also check on the air ticket with jet star. also about $600 each person, just for return ticket. haha..
so.. i think thailand is ok for me.
cause, i think among us, only celestine went before. so i think it will be quite a adventure trip for us. hahaaa. hmm.. so how so how???

anyway... i think i going to ask, Mr. M for money to go. if not i really don't know, where to get the money to go. hopefully just lend lor. the worse. i write IOU. to him. or best. i target my mom first. hahaaa. mom is better la.

oh ya.

HEY HEY HEY. get back to me on my 9nov thingy!!!!
nobody want to go D&C night is it???!!

Claudiy

Tuesday, October 23

holiday update 2

sarah and i had a very spirited conversation with my aunt kit on sunday about our holiday plans. and so, if u know my aunt kit well enough,she really likes to take matters in her own hands and leap into a half baked plan..

so my really smart and forward looking aunt kit was so concern abt out very unplanned holidays that when she reached my place, she immedicately attacked teh sunday times classified to source for plane ticket prices and all.,..

so far so good rite.. oki.. the best is yet to come..

when i was happily bathing, she went on full steam ahead to BOOK AIR TICKETS FOR 4 OF US FROM THE 28/12 TO 1/1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was exactly like WHAT??????????????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but she said can cancel if we cant make it coz she's afraid we wont have any flight out.. btw the flight fee is abt 600 plus..

oki.. what i really wanna say is..

i think e taiwan trip is not very possible coz e ticket that my aunt booked departs in e afternoon fr singapore which means we reach taiwa in e evening mayb and it leaves taiwan for singapore in the morning.. so this calculates to a grand total of only 3 days liek tat in taiwan..

WHICH IS REALLY NOT ENOUGH TIME and not really worth the money we playing for the trip there!!!

so maybe it wil b ebetter if we can go somewhere nearer or how?

pls discuss in e blog k pple..



gladys who is dying for a holiday and some R&R.

PS: thks for the photos claudily..

Monday, October 22

w-h-y??

Tell me whyeeeeeee, aint nothing but a headache. tell me whyeeeeeee...



why?
为何?
mengapa?
억하심정?
Pourquoi souris-tu comme?



(W-H-Y AH?)




sarah just doesnt understand WHY!
=(



Hotel Stay (Just to Update)




i took some photo of my hotel stay. so just to let u all check it out~
sorry for the messness. haha. cause when Gladys ask me to take photo, it already quite messy. so this is the best de liao la!
Claudiy


Sunday, October 21

hols, anyone?

calling alllllllllllllllllllllll for the year's MOST anticipated event ever:








H O L I D A Y !!!!!!!!
(are you excited??? YES!!! I HEAR THAT SCREAM!!)


ok details:
its most probably gonna be over the last weekend of 2007, which is (28/12/07- 1/1/08)
5 days 4 nights.

destination:
have yet to be decided BUT here are some options:
i) Thailand (SHOPPING! WOOHOO!)
ii) Hongkong (BUY THING, EAT THING, BUY THING, EAT THING! *translate in chi* )
iii) Taiwan (yes, you're now one STEP closer to WEN JUN, kelly! )
iv) Sentosa

i sincerely hope, with my fingers crossed that we wont ever have to go with option 4. but JUST in case, budget or timing issues, then............... *HAIZ* we'll just have to go with that. =|

so peeps, pls vote for your favourite destination N O W!! (time's runnnnnnning out!! we've gt 2 book tickets sooon! =D)

ps 1: IM ITCHING FOR MAHJONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps2: thank you Gladys for having one entry specially posted for me! i will be back more for lame-r stuffs I PROMISE!!!! =X

ps3: mr cute tennis didnt come today! SOB! =(








Thursday, October 18

EXTRA Extra! read all about it

ANOUNCEMENT!!!!! ALL the ladies out there! LOOK here!

D & C Night is here again!~~
which is.... DRINKING & CLUBBING
Location : double O (dl O)
Time: 11pm
Date: 9th Nov 2007, Friday
if, double O is not happening enough, might change location. Please RSVP by 4th Nov (sun).
Staying overnight at moe's apartment.
Contact 8 CLAUDIY NOW

Its not that bad

Yesterday, i think because i clear up with Mr. Z thingy. My mood wasn't very good.
but it was good that he clear up the things between us, so he is the bad guy. instead of me. haha

after that, i also finally. clear up my feelings with Mr. M. hmm... (leading double life isn't easy)
I told Mr. M. that, I am tired. tired that i am always the one who console him. and. point out the fact that, i could not share my feelings or thinking to him. because he will always point out the fact that, i was the one who lead myself into this kind of situation. i can blame no one but me. So.... all the above. i told him and hang up the phone.

He did called back. NOt to say "sorry". but told me that he will be meeting me in the morning for mac breakfast.
Well... this is Him. he will not say sorry. but he will do action in some way to make u happy. and in order for me to fully enjoy his company. I turn off my Hp and decide to be happy the whole day and be me, myself.

Decide to stop playing. and decide to be a teacher. surprising right? haha.

After some thinking and reflection, I know i am a person who like to go the opposite of normal people. can say that, yes, this mindset, bring me lots of injury. i used to think that a stable life can be very boring, and always wish to do out of the norm. but i start to think, who say a stable life can be boring? stable does not = to boring.

so i decide to sent application form for a teacher. though i don't know if i can enter. but at least it is also not a office job. at least i got to walk around. haha.

so, after all... its not that bad.


Claudiy

Lame Question

Okie, Crack brain time.. some Qian Bian Ti for you all, quite cold lah.. but dun qian bian me when go church okie.. hee hee ^^
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1) if you take a watermelon and durian hit your head, which is more painful?

2) Why can't you take a photo of a man with a tie?

3)Why does lightning hit trees on windy days?

4) What do you call a prawn without legs?

5) when u r lonely, what will u think of?

6) Why does superman fly with one hand at the side and one hand pointing straight ahead in the past, but now he flies with both hands pointing straight ahead?

7) One day 7 dwarfs accidentally see snow white naked in the nearby pond (guess a drink)
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I will post the questions once everybody had submitted the ans by creating new entries..

this is for sarah

this entry is especially for sarah who has re-found her 'lame' bone within her funny ribcage since she is always rolling her eyes at me for being lame..

to sarah.


KEEP AT IT!!! DONT YOU LOSE THAT BONE!!


hahhaahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahaha

i cant type enough 'ha's...


cheers sarah


gladys

=D







You know actually, I.............................

(clickHERE if you're B-O-R-E-D.)

















lotsaaaaaaaaa marshmellows-chocos-honey-sugar,
Sarah :D





I LOVE JAY ZHOU

Ok!!! Seems everybody not in a mood, I will produce some happy mood here..

Happy... Happy... HAPPY!!

Happy liao mah?? Okie, abit lame.. i noe..

Aiyah.. as all you know, Jay Chou got produce a new album call Niu Zai Hen Mang. I GOT HIS MV IN YOUTUBE!! Muahahahahaha..

Kinda cute, adorable, funny songs.. haha.. is quite a big difference compare to his previous album.. Anyway.. no matter wat, I WILL SUPPORT HIM!!

JAY ZHOU!!! I LOVE YOU!!! MUACKS!!

Wahahahaha...

-Celestine

Wednesday, October 17

defeated

i am defeated by myself.

i am angry. yes.

yes. i am just angry by myself.

so angry.


Claudiy

Tuesday, October 16

a timely oxymoron

we live in a world of contradicts.

why is that when we have all the time in the world we dont feel like doing anything, but when we have no time in the world we want to do everything?

the wanting for enjoyments, holidays, outings, karoke is always highest during the exam and assignment periods when all these will not be possible. and even even if we do afford to squeeze out one misely of a time for an outing, your ever righteous conscience will be on a pricking overdrive, giving you that every little shock of a reality check of that looming exam or pressing assignemnt dateline.. fantabulous..

i feel bad about cancelling on Small. AGAIN. if only i can order some time and brain space.

why does it have to be like that?



gladys: feeling not so glad

PS 1: Bebe has the nicest clotes at the 'nicest' price.

PS 2: i'm so happy that sarah found her lame tendency! (happiness contains lameness)

Monday, October 15

I am the photoshop master!!!

Okie, i was bloody bored today.. so.. haha.. photoshopping and recording...









arrrrrrghz.

i'm pissssssssssed im pissed im pissed im pissed im pissed im pissed im pissed im pissed im pissed. im pissed. im pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssed!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP BUGGING ME, MR TAN JIANYANG!!!!


Yes, indeed i was supposed to be free tml but due to a very unimportant, LAST MINUTE gathering tml (yes, even unimportant gatherings come BEFORE you), im no longer free tml.
SO STOP ACTING LIKE I HAVE TO MAKE GOOD OF MY PROMISES TO YOU!
WE ARE NOT TOGETHER, SO STOP ACTING LIKE WE ARE!!!!!

MEN (like him) ARE SUCH ARSEHOLES!!!!!!!!!!


arghz.
pardon my unkind language.
but well. seriously, have u ever seen a guy getting upset OVER such TRIVAL ISSUES?!
oh gosh. we are not together, i hear myself repeating this to him a thousand and one times. and he still doesnt seem to get it.

there were times when i really want to strangle him with my bare hands and beat him to a pulp. Except I cant bcuz most of the time, he's a fundamentally nice guy who probably has no idea (or pretending not to know) how much he's getting on my nerves.

now. just give me a cool-headed, heck-care, bo-chap guy over MR TAN anytime.



*names have been changed to avoid any unforeseen, unnecessary circumstances.

on a lighter note, let me ask u all a question:
What does a bimbo do when she runs out of blank paper in her office?


ANS:SHE PHOTOCOPIES SOME MORE!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

signing off,
SARAH

hear no, see no, speak no

ever feel that u wish to confront someone about something they do, but you can't. because the person is someone that is important to u.?
i bet all of us felt this kind of situation before.
but how do u handle it? let it go? and pretend that it nv happened before? see no evil, speak no evil.
or.
you will be the one that confront it, face to face.

this situation can be found ANYWHERE and EVERYWHERE. and i dislike it. because it always give 2 option. first. to deny it and feel small about it. second. to confront it, but feel bad that u have to tell the person.

both option lead to bad ending for urself. hmm... but well. this is what i think. but i know, not all the people feel this way.

some people just like to correct others. and they feel good about it.

hmm.... i dislike the this kind of "situation" because i always meet one, and still have not found the perfect solution to it!

irritated.



lastly, er... though this is a funny post for first entry. but so happened i felt this way suddenly. so just feel like sharing :)


by Claudiy

T.R.A.P.P.E.D

Have u ever felt like u are trapped and cornered..tat there is no alternative ways tat u can turn to..tat perhaps u are ur worst enemy ’cause u noe deep down inside tat there are actually many alternative ways tat u can take but somehow, u tink tat u are unable to let go of some of the things tat you treasure?

If ur answer is yes, den i guess i no need to go on any further.If ur answer is no, then i muz say … u are truly blessed..how i wish tat my answer is no, den perhaps depression would be a foreign word to me. Tell me, how does one let go?

T.r.a.p.p.e.d.

If the word doesn’t comes wif an “ED’ den it might be good lah. Trap could either mean a set up tat could say as an individual in a some circumstance or a physical item that confines u. However, when “ed” comes into it, u are GONE!

Does it help to scream on top of your lungs?

Does it help to find someone and have a shouting match wif?

Does it help to gorge yourself wif food? To go on a wild shopping spree? To cry? to confide to someone? To watch ur fav show? To go for a short holiday (Which i can’t)? To repaint and redecorate your room? To...…To...........?????????????

None of it works for me…. not even one, or some maybe it works....

Because u see…… I am trapped.

With an “ed”.


T.r.a.p.p.e.d.

- celestine

a tribute to trees..

i killed trees today..

here's a tribute to all the trees out there who have been innocently killed, chopped, diced and processed into paper pulp because of the ignorance and stubborness of margins, alignments, rulers and those instruments that attempt to help you get ur document straight and in order..

worse of all after all the dying attempts to get the tables and alignments in order, what is presented in the print preview is totally opposite of the reality that gets printed out.

in the wonderful world of perfect print previews, the document always appear to be picure perfect with all the tables placed magnificently and beautifully placed within paper space.

but once it reaches the printer, the alignments spring to life and align themselves as they please, totally disregarding the labourous attempts of aligning the margins with precision right down to the 0.01 decimal place.

so.. the vicious and headache inducing cycle repeats itself with more laborous aligning work, more printing aftermath frustrations and and more paper wasted..

therefore, this is a tribute to trees who have to suffer due to the delusions caused by print previews and uncooperative margins and alignments..

thus, hear ye trees.. may you find better purpose than be wasted on print preview hallucinations..

cheers

gladys
newfound tree advocate..

Sunday, October 14

this is my very maiden blog entry as im always last to jump on e bandwagon of anything. so please pardon my 'new-ness'

oki.. im here to share with u nice ppl out there my lame baby. it is e master piece of a very proud and bored lamer.. to my fellow sis-goons, im sorry if this entry spoils e mage of this blog.. i will be held accountable for any crow's shit..

oki here goes nothing..

lame joke of e day..

follow the steps..

1. look of ur window at e sky.

2. what to u see?

3. do u see e moon?

4. no?

Ans: tats because the moon is in e mooncake which we have all eaten and digested during the mooncake festival. so technically we have ate the moon without knowing nad therefore there's no moon in the sky.

.....................................................................................................

dont worry sis-goons i have water, soap and cloth for the crows shit..

what a lame post.

i wonder who its from..

cheers to lameness..

gladys

(happiness entails some form of lameness)

Saturday, October 13

boredem-land


yes im bored. but hang on a min, there's a difference in being bored with things in life and being bored with life itself. Dont understand? here's an explanation from gecko's dictionary:
Being bored with life itself: nothing to do in life. Example; (a very good life example could be Britney Spears; she's got nothing better to do than to throw her kids around and end up fighting for custody for her kids in court)
Being bored with things in life: getting sick of doing e same thing in life all over n over again. Example; drinking water, going to the toilet, eating, sleeping, etc.

ok so to put it simply, in my context, i'm bored doing the same thing over and over again: READING.

You see, to read means, your mouths shut, eyes and brains wide open, ears closed. To that that means, I'm deprived of speech. Since im denied of speech, i'll just have to let it out through typing. By it, im referring to the need to liberate the congested 700000 words a lady should release in a day.
And so here I am, letting all that out in words.

thankyoumuchforreadingthis.

i'm off to boredem-land.

and btw, this is sarah signing off. =D

Friday, October 12

First Entry

This will be my first entries to this blog. Anyway, this blog is done by a group of 4 girls, where every individual muz blog something here.. ha.. Anyway.. I have nothing to blog now.. cuz no inspiration.. hahahahah.. Okie lah.. enjoy blogging girls..

Xiaoling