Lame Question

Okie, Crack brain time.. some Qian Bian Ti for you all, quite cold lah.. but dun qian bian me when go church okie.. hee hee ^^
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1) if you take a watermelon and durian hit your head, which is more painful?

2) Why can't you take a photo of a man with a tie?

3)Why does lightning hit trees on windy days?

4) What do you call a prawn without legs?

5) when u r lonely, what will u think of?

6) Why does superman fly with one hand at the side and one hand pointing straight ahead in the past, but now he flies with both hands pointing straight ahead?

7) One day 7 dwarfs accidentally see snow white naked in the nearby pond (guess a drink)
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I will post the questions once everybody had submitted the ans by creating new entries..