Motivation for who are currently in exam or going to have exam.

Hey girls! Do u have someone u really really hate? (Preferably someone stupider den u. Those typical gals with no aim in life.) Do you hate her so much you want to be better than her in everything?

Here’s your chance! But not in everything, darling, tat’s not possible. She may be a better asshole den u. *shrug*

Truth is, anyone can be pretty. I have pple tinking Angelina Jolie is pretty. (Yes, so is Queen Elizabeth’s ass.) For tat reason, sometimes the term ‘pretty’ can be rather overrated. And ok lar, sometimes my self-esteem damn low, I keep tinking I’m ugly.

But if there’s one thing I noe, I can study. My brain is the one thing I have and I’ll be damned if I can only get a few A’s.

And so I force myself to study. Whenever I feel like reaching for the remote to watch TV or watever stuff, I pull myself back and I study (If I can), I muz tink tat I must get my 12 A’s to reach gloating rights. I muz I muz I muz! (Throughout my life I have gotten nothing but straight A’s ma. That’s why so kiasu lor.)

So this entry is dedicate to those who is on exma now or going to exam, like Gladys or Sarah, Cmon girls, you can do it! For the sake of humiliating your enemy! Pick up your drool-covered
Psychology or business law lecture notes and study!

Feasibly this image will facilitate.

You: Hey, BJ, how many A’s did you get in your exam? *hold snigger*

BJ: *soft whisper* None.

You: Wat? Wat’s that? I can’t hear u. U’re gonna have to speak up.

BJ: NONE!!!! *jumps off second-floor window* *hits flowerpot* *family mourns for flowers*

Heh.

Oh, and in case u were wondering about the name BJ, I just wanted to use a damn disgusting name in the conversation.

ADD OIL!! ADD OIL!! ADD OIL!!

- Celestine