All I want for Xmas (and 21st bdae) is...........

i) A photographic memory (need it urgently!)
ii) Wisdom (need it urgently!)
iii) Flawless skin
iv) Julia Roberts' nose
v) Rachel Bilson's face
vi) Eva Longoria's body


Anybody knows where to buy the above from pls call my no: 9******5
Thanks.

wif lotsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wishes,
Sarah