wasting my time.

MY lists of activities that are deemed as a WASTE OF TIME

i) EAT
ii) SLEEP
iii) POO
iv) FALLING SICK

And thats when solutions come into the picture:

i) instead of wasting time sitting down and have your meals, by that I mean, holding the cutlery in your hands and putting the food into your mouth while your brain goes into zombie mode, the most convenient way of filling your stomach is through food-fusion into your blood stream! Its simple: just insert tubes of liquid food into your blood veins and *ta-dah* now, you'll be able to continue with your important chores while saving the hassle of filling your stomach! WOOHOO!

ii) my only solution to this is" sleep donation." IF only there's such a thing.

iii) AH. this is interesting. I just thought i'll share my famous invention with you guys: "poop-chair"! Its functions of course, is, to poop in the chair while still carrying on your important tasks! Really convenient. Saves your the time to run to the toilet and back. Especially useful for meetings, when its really really urgent and you really really cant get away. Just a side note: It'll be extremely useful for MAHJONG tai-tais whose bladders grow as intolerant as their husbands. =D

iv) The last but not least: sickness. You know how terrible it is, when you're down with a cold in the middle of your peak period (that happens to me often! In fact, its happening to me NOW, which explains my entry) Unfortunately, i have yet to come up with a solution to this problem yet. =( I'm open to suggestions though. Anyone?

Note to self: Enlightening entries like these are definitely aint a waste of YOUR time. (yes, i'm SO sure.) =D

Lotsaaaaaaaa solutions,
SARAH


ps 1: I still dont see the anti-clockwise thingy! =(

ps 2: gladys: Can sleep donation be considered a heroic act? and thereby grant me this super natural power?